SATIRE
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A question. `Is that true. Or is this fantasy thinking?'

Response. `The only way you will ever know is you will have to do it. He will probably test you first. So that when you give money it will appear that he is not helping you.'

A question. `But I need God to pull my life back together NOW!'

Response. `You must succeed the test first.'

The questioner. `But I have to know he will reward me, or I might as well not give at all. I need my money to pull my life back together.'

 Response. `You have to have faith.'

The questioner. `So faith comes first. Not giving cash."

Response. `That's right.'

The questioner. `That means I do not have to give cash at all. All I have to have is Faith.'

Response. `Take it easy. My church needs your money to keep going. Your `FAITH' will not pay the expenses to run my church.'

The questioner. `No matter minister, I know what I have to do. I have to have `FAITH' that God will pull my life together. Therefore, as a minister, you do not need money at all to keep your church together. All you need is `Faith."

The questioner, `I do have `FAITH'. I believe God will. Yes, I do believe. Yes sir, I do believe. God WILL help me to pull my life back together.

The questioner, `And that is not fantasy thinking.'

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