I am sure you are saying that a 4 year old girl has grown up.
I am sure you are saying that a 4 year old girl has grown up.
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HI
GREG.
Ever notice how a 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mum when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don’t sleep with Mum that night. They said OK.
After
my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in
the terminal at the appointed time.
Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to
wait for my plane’s arrival, along with hundreds of other folks
waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running
shouting, “Hi Dad!, I’ve got some good news!”
I said loudly, “What’s the good news?”
“Nobody slept with Mummy while you were away this time!”
Alex shouted. The
airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at
Alex, then turned to me and then searched the rest of the area to see if
they could figure out exactly who his Mum was.
A
certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr
Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her
mother told her this was wrong, she must say “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.”
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t
your Mr Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
She replied, “I thought I was, but mum says I’m not.”
A
little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the
boys?” Her mum replied,
“No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
‘If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
At
the beginning of a children’s sermon, one girl came up to the altar
wearing a beautiful dress. As
the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and
said to the girl, “That is a very pretty dress.
Is it your Easter dress?”
The girl replied almost directly into the pastor’s clip-on
mike, “Yes, and my Mum says it’s a bitch to iron.”
A
little girl goes to the Barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her Dad gets his hair
cut, eating a snack cake. The
barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your
muffin.” She says,
“Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get tits too.” To go back to Greg's jokes |
