Greg's jokes 
and words of wisdom... great.

A smallish Aussie bloke was sitting at a bar in Sydney when a ten gallon hat on a two pint head-an American of course-walks in. As he passes the Aussie he hits him on the neck, knocking him to the floor. The burly Yank says “that’s a Karate chop from Korea”. Well the Aussie bloke gets back on his bar stool and resumes drinking his beer. The Yank gets up to go to the loo and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. “That’s a Judo chop from Japan” he says. The Aussie decides he’s had enough and leaves. Half an hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank B$@&*^ sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Aussie says to the bartender: “When he wakes up, mate,  tell him that was a f&^#*%ing crow bar from Bunning’s.”

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