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FW: Perforrnance Evaluations >
Actual Quotes from Federal employees' performance evaluations: >
"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig." >
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity." >
"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like
a rat > in a trap." >
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy." >
"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve > them." >
"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the
better." >
##This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." >
Actual Quotes from military Officer Efficiency Reports (OERS) >
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer." >
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together." > "A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus. > "A photographic memory, but with the lens
cover glued on." > "A prime candidate for natural
de-selection." >
"One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ
tests." > "Fell out of the family tree." >
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming." > "Has two brains; one is lost and the other is
out looking for it." > "He's so dense, light bends around
him." >
"if you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
> "if you stand close enough to him, you can hear the
ocean." > "it's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000
other sperm." >
51Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." >
"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." All right, all right I should get better jokes. |
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