Subject:  "God-- Please Help Me"

A blond finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone
bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She is so desperate that she decides to seek God's help.
 
She begins to pray....."God, please help me,I've lost my business
and if I don't get some money I'm going to lose my house as well !
Please let me win Lotto"
 
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.She again prays
...."God,please help me,Let me win Lotto. I've lost my business,
my house and I am going to lose my car as well !"
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
 
Once again she prays ...."God,why have you forsaken me?
I've lost my business,my house and my car. My children are
 starving. I don't often ask you for help,and I've always been
a good servant to you. Please let me win Lotto this one time
so I can get my life back in order !"
 
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens
open,and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God himself.....
"Sweetheart, you must work with me on this one........
 
.......Buy A Ticket !!"
 

 

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