On
a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's
Meals on Wheels
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On
a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're
#1 in the #2 business."
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Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."
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At
a Proctologist's door
"To
expedite your visit please back in."
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On
a Plumber's truck:
"We
repair what your husband fixed."
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On
a Plumber's truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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Pizza
Shop Slogan:
"7
days without pizza makes one weak."
At
a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!
"Invite
us to your next blowout."
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On
a Plastic Surgeon's Office door
"Hello.
Can we pick your nose?"
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At
a Towing company:
"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
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On
an Electrician's truck:
"Let
us remove your shorts."
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In
a Nonsmoking Area:
"If
we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
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On
a Maternity Room door:
"Push.
Push. Push"
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At
an Optometrist's Office
"If
you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
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On
a Taxidermist's window:
"We
really know our stuff."
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In
a Podiatrist's office:
"Time
wounds all heels."
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On
a Fence:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At
a Car Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
car payment."
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Outside
a Muffler Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
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In
a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At
the Electric Company:
"We
would be delighted if you send in your
payment.
However,
if you don't, you will be."
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In
a Restaurant window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get
fed up."
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In
the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
At
a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank
heaven for little grills."
And
don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator
Shop:
"Best
place in town to take a leak."
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