Thanks for the jokes Greg you are supplying.
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Why do we press
harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak? Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough? Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the
paint is wet? Why
doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why
do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him? Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose
idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Does
a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white? Is
there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will
have materialized? Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down,
pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance? Why
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? How
do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right? Well, it isn't all
right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?" Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always
manage to knock something else over? In
winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about
the heat? Why
do you never hear father-in-law jokes? If
at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
told you to do it? And
obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky
diving! The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. |
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