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CALL A FRIEND A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called
his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the
priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit
and show him what to do. The rabbi comes over and he and the priest are in the
confessional. In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father
forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman:
"Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go
and sin no more." A few minutes
later a man enters the confessional. He says "Father forgive me for
I have sinned." Priest:
"What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery." Priest "How many times?" Man: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail
Mary's put $5 in the box and go and sin no more." The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got the hang
of it, so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters
and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi:
"What did you do?" Woman: "I
committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once." Rabbi: "Well, - go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."
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