Hi Greg. A May joke. Wow!
A heart attack HEe. HEe.

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE    NOISES COMING

FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND    HIS WIFE  NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.     "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. 

 "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"     CRIES THE WOMAN.    

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE,

BUT JUST AS HE'S    DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS  "DADDY!

 DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO    CLOTHES ON!"

    THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO    THE

BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE    WARDROBE DOOR.

SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING    ON THE CLOSET

FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,    "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART

ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING    AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

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