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Subject: Fw: Sad!
Subject: Senior's Humour
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa,
Florida.
"The material that we put into our stomachs is enough to
have killed most
of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft
drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High
fat diets can be
disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm
caused by the germs
in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is
the most dangerous
of all and we all have, or will in the future, eat it.
Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years
after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75 year old man in the
front of the
audience raised his had and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
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